DONT YOU DARE SAY THAT
WHAT IF HIS FACE APPEARS ON MY SCREEN AND I HEAR HIS MANIACAL LAUGHTER!?
GVHBGGEFHVFDHNGFJ,
MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
THIS ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE!!!!
I AM TELLING DIMMY
WOMEN.
Is Dimentio’s outfit like a banana?
Like
Do we have to peel back his ‘layers’ to reveal his……………..
………..OH.
…Delicious, fruity innards? Yes! I’m quite sweet behind my mask of cold stoicism, you know! However, some would argue that I’m sweet on the outside, too! Then again, there are also those who argue that I’m fruity on the outside, so I tend not to pay very much attention to those who imply I have some sort of connection to bananas.
Dimentio’s Magical Blog!~: askvandarradrakkhen: Dimentio’s Magical Blog!~: askvandarradrakkhen:…
Dimentio’s Magical Blog!~: askvandarradrakkhen: Dimentio’s Magical Blog!~: It is simply a bit…
Dimentio’s Magical Blog!~: It is simply a bit of……’fun.’
Hmmm….
-A quiet night beholds this vampire as she stands in………….yes.Yes! You can kill him. I don’t really…..I mean as long as I get to watch the life leave his…horrific, blue, ass-less….heart-less, body. That will be joy enough for me, Dimentio.
-I shift, almost nervously, and turn back around.- ………What is our first plan of action?
Dimentio looked very puzzled for a moment. “‘As’—But he does have a… Actually! Never mind! Now, first plan of action! Right! Now, just give me a moment. I much channel the spirits of trickery and questionable loans! Hmm, hmm hmm hmm….”
Dimentio always made an effort to look incredibly stupid. It was only natural that in this moment he would do just that—by closing his eyes and humming to himself.
“Ah ha! I have it! Now, I need you to go and do battle with our ostentatiously dressed foe! Incapacitate him and bring him back to the castle! I, in the meantime, will… prepare for our guest… Ah ha ha ha…”
Dimentio, of course, had devised in his little head a gambit of sorts. If Vandarra succeded, well, all for the better. If she failed, then she, being immortal, would just come back home and inform him of what hampered her victory. It was a win-win.
Hello everyone. Friends, family, fans who blindly hang on my every word.It’s suddenly come to my knowledge that I’m not that great.
True, Dimentio may be unarguably funny and charismatic, but I, like many others, just wanted power and fame! Or fame and power? Those two things! I desired them both! And I, like many others, turned to omnicide to manifest my nefarious goals.And I’m sorry. Truely, genuinely sorry for the misery I caused so many. I do hope you’ll all forgive me.
Is this a motherfucking April fools joke?
Why, no, my Lady! Every word, every syllable is the absolute truth! For, my destiny was proved false! My role in the workings of the worlds, which I imagined was as large as a delicious grapefruit, is in fact, so microscopically small that I don’t even know why I even bothered to serve the great Count Bleck, let alone upsurp the Chaos Heart! Oh, how small and unimportant I am!
It’s suddenly come to my knowledge that I’m not that great.
True, Dimentio may be unarguably funny and charismatic, but I, like many others, just wanted power and fame! Or fame and power? Those two things! I desired them both! And I, like many others, turned to omnicide to manifest my nefarious goals.And I’m sorry. Truely, genuinely sorry for the misery I caused so many. I do hope you’ll all forgive me.
Dimentio’s Magical Blog!~: askvandarradrakkhen: Dimentio’s Magical Blog!~: It is simply a bit…
Dimentio’s Magical Blog!~: It is simply a bit of……’fun.’
Hmmm….
-A quiet night beholds this vampire as she stands in the library. The strange bickering that disturbs most of the pyramid had caused her to retreat back to her own fortress. The…Hm…….-The thought of the jester doing all the things he mentioned, made me smile…..just a little. I quickly adjust myself though and gain a serious tone.- No, Dimentio. This meeting is to discuss our plans…….for the disposal of Count Bleck, FOREVER.
“Oh. Oh ho ho ho ho…” Dimentio’s smile grew just a bit wider,”Disposal of the the dear Count, well well… I do like the sound of that… Of course, you do realize I called dibs on him a long time ago, yes? He’s an old rival of mine. I just can’t let others go around killing my arch-nemesis willy-nilly, you know! There’s such a thing as standards! Of course, if I were to kill him myself, well, we wouldn’t have any issues then, now would we…”
Dimentio’s Magical Blog!~: It is simply a bit of……’fun.’
Hmmm….
-A quiet night beholds this vampire as she stands in the library. The strange bickering that disturbs most of the pyramid had caused her to retreat back to her own fortress. The grand Castle that sits high above the Lost Woods is bathed in moonlight, and peace is…-My eyes grow wide and I turn around to see the most capable of my minions….err floating behind me. I turn to face him, and simply close the book in my hands.- …..Ah, Dimentio, just the man I wanted to see…….um…..that is if you are indeed…..male. It is hard to say, when your actions….disprove, the latter.
“Oh.” Dimentio said without a faulter of his smile. “But, ah well, my gender isn’t terribly important. Especially when my Lady requires my assistance! Now, what might I do for you, Mistress? Gather young virgins for your dinner? Dust the bookshelves? Murder our enemies with nothing but a bucket and my impressive manly strength? Speak and it shall be done! The most intimate desires of your heart fufilled without hesitation!”
I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
why on earth doesn’t this have more notes
I actually had to do this once. She lived.
if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.
Also, if you tag the word “death” on the top there is more information.
Oh dear, oh dear… Would I?
Hmmm….
-A quiet night beholds this vampire as she stands in the library. The strange bickering that disturbs most of the pyramid had caused her to retreat back to her own fortress. The grand Castle that sits high above the Lost Woods is bathed in moonlight, and peace is once restored to her mind. She stands on the ceiling, her vampiric nature allowing her to do so. As moonlight spills over the book she reads, she stops and has a feeling…..something tugs at the back of her mind…..-
“Isn’t it just splendid to know you can defy the laws of gravity? It makes me perfectly giddy!”
It was quite obvious at this point that Vandarra wasn’t the only one in the library. In fact, a short distance behind her was a particularly giddy jester revelling in his ability to defy gravity.
